How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.