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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!