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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.