How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.