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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.