How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.