He Brexit!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
To screw in the lightbulb.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Brexit
The Lay-Boar Party.
Because they are always losing pounds.