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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!