What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.