What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.