What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"