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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.