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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit