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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit