What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.