What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit