What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.