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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"