What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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It leaves.

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So he could break out.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Kernel.

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The Salvation Army.

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Groomer has it

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.