What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.