What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.