What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!