How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.