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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.