How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?