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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?