The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Are you surebert?
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
Because they all live in de-Nile...
Try to get a long well.
Tell them its almost over
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
The Salvation Army.
Because it has cis-trust issues
A friend
Cos they are afraid of Sin
Jesus
Because it's good ferrous.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Because everyone was a goblin.
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
So black kids could get messy too.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
They're afraid of change.