The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Are you surebert?
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
Because they all live in de-Nile...
Try to get a long well.
Tell them its almost over
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
One testtickle
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
I'm a big fan of your work
One of them has to water their vegetables
They were part of a stewicide pact.
Dreamcatchers
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Free Willy
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
He was in de-Nile.
De-calf
Abortions.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.