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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor