How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!