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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor