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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...