How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.