How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.