How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Broom-mates.

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1961

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Are you surebert?

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Tell them its almost over

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.