How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!