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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon