How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.