How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!