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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White