How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.