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Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.