Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink