Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.