Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Who's there! An author! An author who?

An author joke like this and I'm off!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.