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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se