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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.