How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!