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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!