How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!