Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.