Why don't drug addicts hang out at the ...

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?