Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.