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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50