They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
Not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
We abuse
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
RickRosstrich.
Wave at him
You wave!
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
One child in ten buckets.
In a bucket
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Methed up