They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
Not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
The dress is white and gold
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
The baby and the dad.
Her mother leaves.
They are always full of seed.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
They'll get chapped lips!
They are just OFF-full
You let it sink in.
Because it needs bailing out.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
One child in ten buckets.
