They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
Not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
There was a face off in the corner.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Because the beach never waved back.
It kept crashing on the beach.
In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.
A Broad Stroke...
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
You'll never forget her name.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because deep down they're really good people.
