They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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Because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
Recoil
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
He was addicted to crack.
Because they would crack each other up.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Fire.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
Because it had a 4-way.
Juan down, a million more to go.
A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.
A sink.
You knock on the door.
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Because he had no body to dance with!
