Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed