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Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.