Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire