Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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He lost his patience

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The lift attendants have jobs.

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Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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An instagator!

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.