Seaweed Jokes

Cause the seaweed

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Because of all the seaweed!

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Because the seaweed.

Because of all the seaweed.

Because the SeaWeed..

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

You sand it!

You can't gargle sand.

They are shellfish.

Because he's shellfish!

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

A bearl roll.

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

His Doughnuts.

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Memory loss.

There was no outlet

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Your Age Is Only Math

How do fish get high?

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Why are all the fish high?

How do you get high underwater?

Why was the sand wet?

Why do some fish always look high?

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

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