Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.