What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.