What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.