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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.