What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.