To run their hands through their hair
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Lindt choclate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Because 7 ate 9.
Art
One brightly shines...
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
I can't find the twine.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Caesar
They share the same middle name.
Tell Jamal to drop it
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.