Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Lindt chocolate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A tooter
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
None, they prefer natural light
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Run, Forest, run!
They'll tell you.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Humane.
Gladiator.
Squish it in your hand.
Thats nuts
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Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
