To run their hands through their hair
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Lindt chocolate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A toddler can count past two...
They literally can't even.
One of his fingers is clean
The bogeyman.
Because their drivers keep crashing.
Hallooooo me!
Photo bombing
Because he was dead.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
A $100 bill makes change
They probably have a spare.
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
There's a vas deferens.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
