What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi