What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.