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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.