Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.