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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.