Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.