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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.