Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.