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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.