Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.