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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*