Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!