Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...