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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.