What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything