What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.