What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.