What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog