What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Drunk!

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Trick-or-trout!

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He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Pack your trunk and clear out!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Because the prices are so steep

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A-hem!

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To make ends meat.

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He: "I'm a butcher."

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It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.