What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.