What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna