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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog