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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk