What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.