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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.