Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.