What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.