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What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.