When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre