What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!