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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger