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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!