What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.