What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.