Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
The ounce
Because it's soda pressing.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
He was gelded.
An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Because their aims are white up my street
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Because Windows 8 9.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
They both hate the French press
With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!
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