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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!