What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!