What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!