What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.