What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.