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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.