What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.