What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.