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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.