What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.