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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why does it end with twenty?

He thinks to himself.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.