What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.