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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.