What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.