What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.