Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.