Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81