Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.