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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.