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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!