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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.