Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight-something!

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.