Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!