Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.