Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81