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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.