Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro