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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

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What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.