Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.