Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Scan Jokes More Scan Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia