Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia