Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia