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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia