Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia