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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.