Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong