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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.