Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!