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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad