Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.