Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.