Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.