Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."