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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."