Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."