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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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