Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...