Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes