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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.