Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.