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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.