Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes