What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing