What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.