What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.