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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin