What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.