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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin