Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.