What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again