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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario