What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!