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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.