What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door