What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.