Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.