Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.