Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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I'm the wiener!

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What do you call fake German currency?

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud