You are the wurst.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body.
Pupil: The sausage!
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
Someone else's cheese.
To get cultured
A francophony
Sine language.
Copernicus.
A new last name
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because I got eye lashes.
They always take things literally.
You must first understand what recursion is
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
