You are the wurst.
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An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body.
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Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Piiig
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
He died at such a Jung age.
He would always go all Id.
Five after one.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
