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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody