Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody