Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella