M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Because she has two faces.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
You get salmonella
