Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody