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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.