What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.