What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination