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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination