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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.