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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi