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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)