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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Umami

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Short John Silver!

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)