Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;