Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.