Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami