Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!