Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Japanese Chef Jokes More Japanese Chef Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)